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Noises in my Head:
-The fat in my arms is competing for the title of 'Eight wonder of the world'.
-Do you love me enough to lick my acne? (ok tht one kinda made me squirm too:P)
-Could you please watch my toes?
-I once pooped in a mechanical pencil and my friend clicked was intrigued with the long fine piece of clay that came out. So, mem being a good friend suggested that it might be chocolate.
-Im fermenting my farts, what are you doing?
-Plait the hair under your belly button, so it doesnt get stuck in your zipper.
5 comments:
Yours is the only blog that I am guaranteed to laugh at when I read it.
Please send a small chunk of your brain to me right away. A small chunk, not like last time.
p.s. check spelling of weird. (your picture is underneath it)
favorite one: the one with the text, so colorful.
hahah!
U seem to love poopy & farty jokes..dont ya!
U gross little thing:-))
*Plait the hair under your belly button, so it doesnt get stuck in your zipper.*
Ok now am visualising this one and getting totally grossed out!!
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