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-Love stinks so bad, i would rather live in the sewer.
-I wish every man was a corn kernal. atleast they would taste good.
-Men are like ants, no matter how much u squish them, they don't seem to die.
-There wasnt any toilet paper, so i used the last slice of bread on the planet.
-If i gave you a million dollars to eat a bowl of poo, would u?
-I would like my nose hair in 'steps' please.
-When im reallyyy scared, the hair on my elbow stands up. What?
Huh? Really?
Then, even i don't have hair on my elbow.
-My sense of vision is so hodgepodge, that if i could see fart, i'd probably think it looked pretty.
-I tried to make punch holes in a carrot. It dint work. The stick was too big for the hole.
-Poop:the tasty pastry of our excretion.
PS: nooo..i donnnttt hatteee mennnn...
5 comments:
*I would like my nose hair in 'steps' please.*
lol...great idea...am gonna try that with the barber next time!!
hahah!
U know urs is the first blog I usually see in the morning...like to start my day with a nice laugh!:-)
Love your sketches
"The suitcase never lies"! An unsung song! I don´t know why, I am feeling a rhythmical blues, a woman that cries her eyes of love that dies, and damn, that suitcase that never never lies.
"-My sense of vision is so hodgepodge, that if i could see fart, i'd probably think it looked pretty."
I love this.
Pure poetry.
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